Zero Proof Jungle Bird: Flawless Jungle Bird Cocktail Recipe
Sep 03, 2025
If y’all want a non alcoholic clarified milk punch with real depth, this Zero Proof Jungle Bird delivers. It keeps everything people love about a classic Jungle Bird and proves you do not need booze to build complexity. Pineapple, citrus and our bitters create a bright, memorable punch.
The clarification gives it silky texture and crystal clarity. It looks refined. It drinks even better.
Why This is the Non Alcoholic Clarified Milk Punch
This drink brings together two ideas. The tropical tang of a Jungle Bird and the smooth finish of a clarified milk punch. Clarification removes solids and leaves a clear, shelf stable punch that feels rich but clean. El Guapo Polynesian Kiss Bitters add warm tropical spice that mimics the backbone of a spirit. It is thoughtful. It is layered. It is zero proof done right.
How to Make a Zero Proof Jungle Bird
This recipe is simple. The only real work is waiting for the clarification. It batches well which makes it perfect for parties.
Makes about eight cocktails
- Zest + juice of one grapefruit
- Zest + juice of one lime
- 0.5 cup pineapple juice
- 1 T. El Guapo™ Polynesian Kiss Bitters
- 2 cups whole milk
Instructions:
- Add the citrus zest and juice to a non reactive container.
- Stir in the pineapple juice and bitters.
- Add the milk and let it sit for one hour to curdle.
- Strain through a fine mesh sieve. Refrigerate for at least one hour without disturbing.
- Strain again through a double coffee filter. Let gravity do the work. Repeat if the mixture is still cloudy.
- Store in a sealed container for up to one week.
Infusing Tiki Flavor in a Zero Proof Milk Punch
This recipe pulls in real tiki character through the bitters. Polynesian Kiss brings pineapple, warm spice and smoky depth. The clarification process traps aromatics and creates a smooth, spirit like profile that gives this punch its body. It is tropical, structured and completely alcohol free.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the difference between a Jungle Bird and a Clarified Milk Punch?
A Jungle Bird is a classic tiki cocktail built with rum, Campari, pineapple and lime. A clarified milk punch is a technique that filters solids from a drink to create a smooth, clear result. This recipe marries the two ideas.
What does a clarified milk punch taste like?
It tastes silky and clean. The process softens sharp edges and blends flavors into a mellow, balanced sip.
What are some other uses for Polynesian Kiss Bitters?
They add tropical spice to rum punches, daiquiris and spicy margaritas. They are also great in sparkling water for a bold zero proof drink.
