Zero Proof Jungle Bird: A Non Alcoholic Clarified Milk Punch Recipe
Sep 03, 2025
Looking for a unique non alcoholic clarified milk punch? This Zero Proof Jungle Bird is a delicious and sophisticated take on a classic cocktail. This recipe is a perfect way to show that a jungle bird cocktail recipe can be just as complex and flavorful without any alcohol. The combination of pineapple, citrus, and our unique bitters creates a truly memorable zero-proof cocktail.
Why This is the Ultimate Non Alcoholic Clarified Milk Punch
This drink stands out because it combines the best of two worlds: the tropical, tangy flavor of a Jungle Bird and the silky-smooth texture of a clarified milk punch. The clarification process removes all the solids from the milk, leaving a crystal-clear, shelf-stable cocktail. Our El Guapo™ Polynesian Kiss Bitters add a tropical, smoky, and spicy note that perfectly mimics the complexity of a spirit, making this a true non alcoholic clarified milk punch masterpiece.
How to Make a Zero Proof Jungle Bird
This recipe is simple to follow and is perfect for a party. While it requires some time for clarification, the active prep work is minimal.
Makes ~eight cocktails
- Zest + juice of one grapefruit
- Zest + juice of one lime
- 0.5 c. pineapple juice
- 1 T. El Guapo™ Polynesian Kiss Bitters
- 2 c. whole milk
Instructions:
- In a non-reactive container, zest and juice the lime and grapefruit.
- Add the bitters and pineapple juice to the container and stir to combine.
- Add the milk and allow the mixture to sit for one hour, so it can curdle.
- Strain the batch through a fine mesh sieve, discarding the solids and refrigerating the remaining mixture for at least one hour, being careful not to stir or disturb.
- Once chilled, strain the mixture a second time through a double coffee filter, allowing gravity to do the work. A second pass may be needed if the strained mixture is still cloudy.
- Once properly strained, refrigerate the punch in a sealed container for up to one week.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is the difference between a Jungle Bird and a Clarified Milk Punch?
A: A Jungle Bird is a classic tiki cocktail made with dark rum, Campari, pineapple juice, and lime. A clarified milk punch is a technique that uses milk to filter a cocktail, removing impurities and creating a clear, smooth drink. This recipe combines the flavors of the former with the technique of the latter.
Q: What does a clarified milk punch taste like?
A: A clarified milk punch has a silky-smooth texture and a clean, bright flavor. The clarification process softens the flavors of the citrus and alcohol, creating a well-rounded and mellow taste.
Q: What are some other uses for Polynesian Kiss Bitters?
A: El Guapo™ Polynesian Kiss Bitters can be used in a variety of other drinks. They are perfect for adding a spicy, tropical kick to a rum punch, a daiquiri, or even a spicy margarita. They also work well with sparkling water for a refreshing and bold non-alcoholic drink.